thought i could use a new icon; it's been maybe one or two years since i changed it?
it's of my waifu uvu
enlarged version: [link]

remember when all i talked about was assassin's creed and L4D and prototype
granted, i still like those games, but not nearly as much
and then i got into homestuck and cartoons and junk
and now all i ever want to do is play video games
woah
i'm talking about mass effect here, man. not the best game ever and it's not as good as okami or journey but i've been really into it lately;
the first game had better plot, but the gameplay wasn't so great
the second game had better gameplay, but not as cool plot
the alien and planet backstories are so interesting and all the alien teammates are moe as fuck.
tali? moe as fuck. garrus? moe as fuck. mordin? moe as fuck. thane? moe as fuck. wrex? badass and moe as fuck.
holy shit this game is so moe
the humans are really boring though that's all i have to say (except for jacob)
gonna have to wait until my brother buys mass effect 3, but i am looking forward to the third game
although i've heard awful things about the ending, so i'm not sure if i AM looking forward to the third game
so far, i think i'd give it about 8/10.

w ow
video games....
i forgot how much fun... video games were.....
i also forgot.... how fucking weird video game fandoms are....
already saw a... disturbing picture on tumblr... kind of ruined wrex's character for me and that image has also been imprinted into my brain
a little scared to enter this fandom
it looks dangerous

i also recently got the 17th volume of black jack, which is pretty sweet (plus the books look hella cool on my shelf)

yeah this entire journal entry sounded better in my head

MY TABLET
IT HATH COME IN THE MAIL
I CAN DRAW AGAAINNN
i'm so EXCITED

Upon an anonymous request, I compiled a list/essay of fictional characters I have crushes on. TW: attractive people and caps lock
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this here is a pure, raw example of my inner obsessive self............

Ordered a new tablet today from Monoprice, by the way. I hope it comes really soon. umu
I feel like keeping my old one as a momento somehow. Hang it up on my wall or something, idk. Needs a proper funeral and/or grave, y'know?
According to my brother, this Graphire 4 was indeed bought around the time the model was released. Late 2005!! This tablet lived for about SEVEN YEARS, the tablet nor the nib never breaking until the day I clumsily spilled hot, unsteeped tea over it. ._.
Such is fate. e-e

you know what that means
art flood

ACT ONE: Which troll are you?

Karkat Vantas:
[/] You have a nasty temper
[x] You tend to overreact
[] Your friends would describe you as "Crabby"
[x] The color red appeals to you
[/] You see yourself as an outsider
[/] You try to program computers
[] You prefer leadership roles
[] You were born under Cancer
[x] You sometimes/often use ALL CAPS
[/] You wear Turtlenecks

Total: 5

Aradia Megido:
[x] You love archaeology/history
[] You think about death a lot
[] You believe in ghosts
[/] Sometimes, you think you can hear ghosts
[] You get into moods where you feel almost dead.
[x] You're very interested in the way time works
[] You were born under Aries
[] You've been in one or more near-death situations
[x] Indiana Jones is AWESOME.
[] You prefer deep reds and scarlets over others

Total: 3.5

Tavros Nitram:
[/] You're quite sensitive
[] You can be a bit of a pushover
[x] You dream of flying
[x] You were born under Taurus
[/] You like/liked Peter Pan
[] You don't really hate anything
[] You're generally kinder than your peers
[] Browns are your favorite colors
[x] You had/have an imaginary friend
[/] You sometimes have trouble with your legs (do legs going numb count)

Total: 4.5

Sollux Captor:
[/] You often have mood swings
[/] You can seem like two different people
[x] You mismatch your socks/shoes/etc.
[] Yellow is your favorite color
[] You have a lisp
[] You have really good eyesight
[/] You're a whiz at computers
[x] No question, 3-D glasses are COOL.
[x] You love red and blue
[] You were born under Gemini

Total: 4.5

Nepeta Leijon:
[/] You really, really, REALLY like cats.
[x] You like roleplaying (also terrible at it)
[x] You like shipping
[] You were born under Leo
[] You like hunting
[/] Olive Green is your favorite color
[/] Friends would describe you as cute (they keep touching my cheeks pls stop)
[x] You usually wear an animal hat
[] You own furs
[] You can be rather naive

Total: 4.5

Kanaya Maryam:
[] You are a fashionista
[/] You are a big-time MEDDLER
[/] You love being out in the sun
[] You never leave home without lipstick
[] Vampires are SUPER cool
[] You have a some-what motherly nature
[x] You are much more creative than your peers
[] You love horror and romance novels
[/] You like pale greens over others
[] You were born under Virgo

Total: 2.5

Terezi Pyrope:
[/] You have an unusually good sense of smell/taste
[x] You're VERY giggly
[x] You love dragons
[x] No matter what, there MUST be JUSTICE!
[] You have pretty bad eyesight
[x] Sometimes, you can be just flat out weird.
[x] You love the color red with a burning passion
[/] But you wear teal and blue-greens more often
[] You smile way more than you should
[] You were born under Libra

Total: 6

Vriska Serket:
[x] You love spiders, scorpions, etc.
[x] You can be downright BITCHY
[/] You're a very manipulative person
[/] You have a bit of an obsession with luck
[/] Your favorite color is a light blue
[] You have a bad relationship with many people
[] You were born under Scorpio
[x] Sometimes, you think you might be psychic
[x] Pirates are cool
[] You usually wind up bullying your crushes

Total: 5.5

Equius Zahhak:
[] You are REALLY strong
[x] You'd like to learn archery
[] You were born under Sagittarius
[] You sweat really easily
[/] You're kind of awkward around... everybody
[] You can be a bit racist
[/] You're very solitary
[/] You fancy indigo or dark blue over other colors
[x] You break stuff very easily
[x] You like horses

Total: 4.5

Gamzee Makara:
[] You have a strange affinity for clowns and circuses
[] You were born under Capricorn
[] The color purple suits you best
[/] Pie is your favorite dessert
[x] You have a tendency to "weird" people out
[x] You use swear words often, but not in an unkind way
[x] You really appreciate the miracles of life
[/] You're a funny and strange person
[/] However, you have a much darker side
[] You like polka dots

Total: 4.5

Eridan Ampora:
[] You're very racist.
[] You mess up your relationships easily
[x] You often feel lonely
[] You were born under Aquarius
[x] You like being by the ocean
[] You like wearing violets
[x] You love wizards
[/] You believe in science, not magic
[/] You're pretty rich
[] You're pretty aggressive in nature

Total: 4

Feferi Peixes:
[] You're very wealthy
[x] You love sea creatures
[x] You are easily excited
[/] You're very optimistic
[] You simply love the color pink
[] You see yourself as a normal kid
[] You were born under Pisces
[x] Your family is pretty important
[] You live near the ocean
[x] You want everybody to get along.

Total: 4.5

Act two: QUESTION TIME:

1) You're making out with one of the trolls. Who is it?

~ Difficult. I'm not sure if I want to make out with any of them...
...... maybe... ^a-aradia....

2) Gamzee has three "presents" for you, but you can only choose one. Which do you pick?
    a. A bucket
    b. A sopor slime pie
    c. Underwear

~ I PICK NEPETA'S LIFE

3) What's your mythological role? (e.g. Heir of Breath, Witch of Space)

~ Page of Breath

4) Andrew Hussie has invited you over for tea. What do you do?

~ I'd be so excited, oh my god i love tea. Bring all the monocles and tophats. -u-

5) Lil' Cal is in your room. What do you do?

~ THROWS INTO A FIRE

6) John, Rose, Dave, or Jade?

~ Difficult. I love them all pretty equally. But to narrow it down, either Rose or Dave...

7) You see a flight of stairs. What do you do?

~ dial 911

8) Homestuck weapon of choice?

~ Dragon cane. What else? It has a goddamn sword in it. *u*

9) Your planet exploded... how do you feel?

~ O-Oh...

10) PESTERCHUM: What's your handle?

~ jessCookie
NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

11) Blood color?

~ If I were to answer in patron trolls, it would be brown. But I like teal better.

12) THIS IS STUPID.

~ ahng

Act three: Tag your chums!
NO.

May 15th. It's on a Tuesday. It's usually on the weekend.
Why must you deceive me this year, birthday?? ;_;

At least it's a nice number. 515 is just so neat. Now to wait for the day of 5/15/15, because that's gonna be cool.

I feel like I should draw Tavros for a May-themed drawing, but I don't really like Tavros all that much, hmm...
Oh, I know. Terezi counts, right? It's only a 5-month difference, after all.

Also, I just felt the need to put up another journal entry, because the last one was from the beginning of spring break, yo.

Plus, I've been watching some nice anime recently (still need to catch up on some spring anime), like GunXSword and Milky Holmes.
Holy shit, Milky Holmes is hilarious. It shouldn't be so enjoyable.

okay ollies outie....

Ah, yes. Two weeks of absolutely nothing.
You know what that means?

ART SPAM TIME!!!!!!!!!!

here, let me kiss all of you

ok

First off, my pageview count is at 9,946! It's almost at 10000 pageviews. I'm not really sure how this works, but whoever can screencap it when it does get to that number will get a drawing from me and stuff! 8D Yeah!

I sort of doubt anyone will get it in the first place though, because I'm not that popular, ahaha....

Anyway, other than that, I'm going to Hong Kong very soon! I'm not sure if I'll get access to a computer, let alone a decent drawing program or tablet, so don't expect any drawings to be uploaded for the next week. I'm going to be gone after tonight, I believe.

Also, I noticed I didn't take the time to draw a picture for the winter holidays. Here, why don't we just count this Penguindrum drawing I did earlier as a valid excuse. Yeah, okay.

Okay.
Happy Holidays, etc. etc.

Tagged by <icongeewiz593>

Rules:
1. You must post these rules (very, VERY Important )
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this."
You legitimately (AKA, really, truly with all honesty) have to tag 10 people

The unlucky people who I shall tag:
FUQ DA RULES, I DO WHAT I WANT
"you are tagged if you're reading this."

So, the questions I need to answer are:

1. What is your favourite type of pie?
I don't know man, THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD. Well, I eat apple pie the most? idk idk

2. Do you sleep talk?
Not that I know of. Although I did, in fact, sleep-walk WITHIN a dream.

3. If yes, what's the weirdest thing you've said (that you know of?)
I think that dream involved Sesame Street and Kermit the frog. And it wasn't even sleep-walking, I was sleep-teleporting.
Shit's cool, yo.

4. Do you like extreme rides? What's the best one you've been on?
I don't go to carnivals or anything like that very often. So, I haven't really been on a very extreme ride before.

5. If you had to rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10, 1 being the worst and 10 being the best, how would you rate? (This is like, yourself as a whole - so looks, personality, traits etc)
6

6. What's the best dream you've ever had?
The time  I was able to finally dream PAST the part where I'm about to eat food.
I don't remember how it tasted like, but it was macaroni and cheese.

7. What's the worst dream you've ever had?
The ones I don't remember. ._.

8. Do you agree that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?
YES GOD, PEOPLE USE IT ALL THE TIME AND I HATE IT AND IT HURTS MY FEELINGS UGHHHsob
That was sarcasm, by the way.

9. DO YOU LIKE ANIME? If yes, what's your favourite one?
FUQ YES I DO
It's hard to pick a favourite, but probably Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Mawaru Penguindrum comes in close.

10. What's your favourite style/genre of music?
Kinda indecisive between jazz, J-music, techno/dubstep, instrumentals, etc...



SO FOR THOSE WHO ARE TAGGED, THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS OF DESTINY THAT YOU MUST ANSWER:

1. Your fandoms?
2. Favourite TV shows? (anime and stuff counts too)
3. Favourite hobby?
4. Do you have food? I'm feeling pretty hungry.
5. Games you like?
6. Music you like?
7. Nicolas Cage?
8. What's the DEEPEST story/book you've ever read or seen?! Gosh I love deep stories.
9. Do your internet friends feel closer to you than friends in real life, or vice versa?
10. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Contract?

I saw the Homestuck flash last night AND THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRB DRAWING FAN ART FOREVER

Also, the new albums are fantastic! I need to convince my mom to buy them, haha....

JADE NO
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

But omg FLASH FLASH FLAAAASH

.... YOU GUYS
NEWGROUNDS IS IN MAINTAINENCE NOW
I'M LAUGHING NOW FADSTGRSEG
WE'VE BROKEN NEWGROUNDS HAHA FUQ.

It's been there for a while.

On the other hand, I saw a girl wearing a matyroshka hoodie at school today.
I WANT ONE SO BAD DFSAFSDAF
It was in between classes though, so I couldn't ask her where she got it because I don't really like to interrupt strangers. :C There's also how nervous I can get about going up to someone who has no idea who I am and talking to them, bluh.

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JUST SCROLL DOWN
JUST KEEP SCROLLING DOWN
I DARE YOU

^{*sobs forever*}

Yeah, I already had those games, but now I have it on Steam instead of Xbox! Now I can play the UPDATED Team Fortress 2, and also play Left 4 Dead 2 with people that just play it on their computer. My username is Jesscookie if you want to add me. (duh) I got them all yesterday because 1. L4D2 was literally only $5 at the time and 2. Team Fortress 2 is now free.
^{You wish you had a bro this awesome. Buying food, a Prinny hat, L4D2 and Minecraft for you.}

No, I didn't go.
But my bro did.
And now I have a totally awesome and terrific Prinny hat and it is totally sweet and you should all be jelly.
Man, I don't even play that game, but Prinnies are adorable.
He said that there were TONS of Assassin's Creed cosplayers and a bunch of "grey-skinned people with red horns".
... As well as a few Kyokos, Madokas, and... a single Sayaka. And like, 50 Mamis. :I
And he also met the guy who made Disgaea, which is pretty cool.
Again, I don't even play that game.
Did any of you guys go there? C:

Three incredibly stupid animations I made like, last week or something on iMovie and stuff.
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I...
I think I'll make more.